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Local Man Pretty Certain Nobody Can Tell He Also Uses His Mask as Napkin

“It’s like this pandemic may have changed our lives forever, but I found the silver lining.”

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You Think Delta Airlines And Corona Beer Have It Bad? My Laundromat Is Named "Horrible Debilitating Murder Disease"

I guess we’re all just reminded again that this pandemic is going to change our lives in even the most surprising ways.

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My Kid Took Karate Lessons And Now I’m Scared Of Him

He’s only a small child, but he’s a small child that knows a lot more about fighting than I do.

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Anybody Know The Combo That Makes Biden Perform A Fatality?

Trump is just standing there, swaying back and forth dazed while the announcer bellows out, “FINISH HIM!” But then… nothing.

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They Just Don't Make Protection Big Enough For My Magnum-Sized Face

This massive rock-hard throbbing face is my burden to bear.

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Upgrade Your Pitiful Lifetime Alumni Membership To Super Double Diamond Lifetime Deluxe

But will a Super Double Diamond Lifetime Deluxe Membership really change your life forever? Yes.

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Apartment Rules That May Or May Not Relate To The Recent Cult Activity

There's been a lot of complaints about the guttural chanting...

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It’s Time To Unify Around A Single Candidate: Ted From Accounting

This is your chance to vote for the "meh" candidate!

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The Five Stages Your Parents Will Go Through When You Use Parental Controls To Block Cable News During Your Visit

It's for their own good.

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While “Saving the World” Is a Nice Hobby, Don’t You Think It’s Time to Consider Graduate School, Superman?

Aren’t you tired of people mistaking you for a bird or a plane? With some higher education, they could recognize you as a local community leader.

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Never Be Forced to Talk to Your Family Again with Nextdoor’s New App, DownTheHall

Now you can publicly shame the entire family without looking up from your phone!

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